The very first thing that greets you upon starting up a new game in Saints Row: The Third is a Star Wars-like spoof intro with the opening theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey playing in the background. Saints Row: The Third (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC) Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself here, aren’t I? When it came time to make my character, though, I instead opted to build the girl of my dreams: an Asian lady with really big boobs wearing absolutely nothing.
So I was going to create a Jim Sterling lookalike, because the image of a giant man with a thick British accent blowing sh*t up was hilarious to me. The night before, it was suggested to me that I should imagine the kind of character I want to create (the amount of options was pretty daunting, especially with the limited time we had). THQ invited us out for one last extended look at this insane open-world crime game, giving me complete freedom to play around in Steelport. We’re less than a month away now from the release of Saints Row: The Third.
